The Morning Report (8-14-06)
The Morning Report
8-14-06
By:
The Rose Nesbitt Corporation
A Tattoo for Mission Impossible
Hilary Snyder, a twenty year old resident of Des Moines, Iowa had a moment of an ultra-sneak attack last Tuesday when she woke up to find that she had been tattooed while she had slept… not the very best way to experience your first piece of body art but I suppose she’s lucky she didn’t feel anything.
Snyder said she had taken a pain pill along with a sleeping pill the night before and when she awoke she found a tattoo of a pentacle on her right ankle.
The victim of this little joke might actually be Snyder’s boyfriend as he has been thoroughly dumped… he had been told by Snyder that she hadn’t wanted to get a tattoo but he had wanted her to get a matching five-pointed star to match his.
“At least he didn’t flub it up,” Snyder said.
Though their have been no arrests investigation continues; A police report accuses the now-former boyfriend of domestic assault. But Snyder isn't so sure.
"I mean it's not like he beat me up,” she said. “There were no bruises or blood or anything. I'm just not going to see him again."
Her logic is found ending an obviously non-communicative relationship.
Woman Gets Violent for Her Fix of Fries
If someone ever tells you that McDonalds isn’t addicting make sure to reference this article.
Two women, Melinda Ann Thomas, 34, and Linda Ann Thomas, 51 were waiting in line at McDonalds for their breakfast like everyone else –calmly, with bleary eyes and wishing desperately they were back in bed- when another cashier opened.
The two women sidestepped into the new line… and move which angered another customer who was waiting in line behind them.
The abruptly enraged woman started yelling and saying that she would kill the two women. She must have been placated somehow because she left before the Thomas’s but waited in the parking lot, sitting in her blue Jeep Cherokee for the two line-cutters to exit the fast food restaurant.
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8-14-06
By:
The Rose Nesbitt Corporation
A Tattoo for Mission Impossible
Hilary Snyder, a twenty year old resident of Des Moines, Iowa had a moment of an ultra-sneak attack last Tuesday when she woke up to find that she had been tattooed while she had slept… not the very best way to experience your first piece of body art but I suppose she’s lucky she didn’t feel anything.
Snyder said she had taken a pain pill along with a sleeping pill the night before and when she awoke she found a tattoo of a pentacle on her right ankle.
The victim of this little joke might actually be Snyder’s boyfriend as he has been thoroughly dumped… he had been told by Snyder that she hadn’t wanted to get a tattoo but he had wanted her to get a matching five-pointed star to match his.
“At least he didn’t flub it up,” Snyder said.
Though their have been no arrests investigation continues; A police report accuses the now-former boyfriend of domestic assault. But Snyder isn't so sure.
"I mean it's not like he beat me up,” she said. “There were no bruises or blood or anything. I'm just not going to see him again."
Her logic is found ending an obviously non-communicative relationship.
Woman Gets Violent for Her Fix of Fries
If someone ever tells you that McDonalds isn’t addicting make sure to reference this article.
Two women, Melinda Ann Thomas, 34, and Linda Ann Thomas, 51 were waiting in line at McDonalds for their breakfast like everyone else –calmly, with bleary eyes and wishing desperately they were back in bed- when another cashier opened.
The two women sidestepped into the new line… and move which angered another customer who was waiting in line behind them.
The abruptly enraged woman started yelling and saying that she would kill the two women. She must have been placated somehow because she left before the Thomas’s but waited in the parking lot, sitting in her blue Jeep Cherokee for the two line-cutters to exit the fast food restaurant.
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