The Morning Report: 5-24-06
The Morning Report
5-24-06
By:
The Rose Nesbitt Corporation
A Little Too Proud
Not only is pride a sin but it looks like it can get you into a hell of a lot of trouble if you get too proud of illegal things… your home grown marijuana plants, for example.
An east Georgian man, Byron Charles Mattheeussen, learned this the hard way when he got put behind bars after taking pictures of his flourishing plants and taking them to the local drugstore to be developed.
A local officer said a photo lab technician called police after seeing what was in the photos, enabling the police to catch the proud gardener on his way to pick the photo up.
After getting a search warrant police found 42 suspected pot plants growing in and around Mattheeussen’s house, along with the tools and literature to grow the best plants and, of course, pot-smoking paraphernalia.
Mattheeussen was taken to the Bulloch County Jail and issued an $8,000 property bond.
That Little Extra Zing
Ever wonder what makes Mrs. Smiths cookies taste so good? Or why you couldn’t leave the toilet after eating a batch of her famous chocolate chips? Well here’s your answer… and it’s not pretty.
A 43-year-old woman, Julie hunt, was charged with helping her daughter and two other teenage girls bake cookies laced with a laxative that were then given to a teacher.
Though she pleaded innocent to the charges she is still being held accountable.
The cookies, which were baked with Ex-Lax, were left on the teacher's desk with a note saying, "We made these cookies just for you, hope you enjoy them."
How thoughtful.
According to a police Julie Hunt showed the girls how to crush the laxative pills and mix them in with the cookie batter. The girls, who are 13 and 14, used an entire box of pills… Probably angry at the grades on their last pop quiz.
While not facing charges, the three girls will be suspended by school officials. Julie hunt, however, will be tried…
So much for cookies being the essence of innocence.
Early to His Own Funeral
After a hard night of thievery and criminal mischief who doesn’t want to just collapse into the first soft thing they find? Of course it would be better not to fall asleep in a coffin in the funeral home you just broke into.
Joel Fish was arrested after being discovered in the funeral home by Mrs. Debra White, who saw the broken window and an open door to the display room at 6:30 when she awoke. When she went to investigate she found a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.
Joel Fish, apparently drunk, was treated at Canton-Potsdam hospital for cuts. He was accused and released to return to court at a later date.
Along with the scare the Funeral home approximates the damage from the burglary at $4,000… mostly for the coffin the burglar slept off his hangover in.
5-24-06
By:
The Rose Nesbitt Corporation
A Little Too Proud
Not only is pride a sin but it looks like it can get you into a hell of a lot of trouble if you get too proud of illegal things… your home grown marijuana plants, for example.
An east Georgian man, Byron Charles Mattheeussen, learned this the hard way when he got put behind bars after taking pictures of his flourishing plants and taking them to the local drugstore to be developed.
A local officer said a photo lab technician called police after seeing what was in the photos, enabling the police to catch the proud gardener on his way to pick the photo up.
After getting a search warrant police found 42 suspected pot plants growing in and around Mattheeussen’s house, along with the tools and literature to grow the best plants and, of course, pot-smoking paraphernalia.
Mattheeussen was taken to the Bulloch County Jail and issued an $8,000 property bond.
That Little Extra Zing
Ever wonder what makes Mrs. Smiths cookies taste so good? Or why you couldn’t leave the toilet after eating a batch of her famous chocolate chips? Well here’s your answer… and it’s not pretty.
A 43-year-old woman, Julie hunt, was charged with helping her daughter and two other teenage girls bake cookies laced with a laxative that were then given to a teacher.
Though she pleaded innocent to the charges she is still being held accountable.
The cookies, which were baked with Ex-Lax, were left on the teacher's desk with a note saying, "We made these cookies just for you, hope you enjoy them."
How thoughtful.
According to a police Julie Hunt showed the girls how to crush the laxative pills and mix them in with the cookie batter. The girls, who are 13 and 14, used an entire box of pills… Probably angry at the grades on their last pop quiz.
While not facing charges, the three girls will be suspended by school officials. Julie hunt, however, will be tried…
So much for cookies being the essence of innocence.
Early to His Own Funeral
After a hard night of thievery and criminal mischief who doesn’t want to just collapse into the first soft thing they find? Of course it would be better not to fall asleep in a coffin in the funeral home you just broke into.
Joel Fish was arrested after being discovered in the funeral home by Mrs. Debra White, who saw the broken window and an open door to the display room at 6:30 when she awoke. When she went to investigate she found a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.
Joel Fish, apparently drunk, was treated at Canton-Potsdam hospital for cuts. He was accused and released to return to court at a later date.
Along with the scare the Funeral home approximates the damage from the burglary at $4,000… mostly for the coffin the burglar slept off his hangover in.
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